OK, I’ll admit it is only the Church Times caption competition.  From little acorns 😉

Lets face it, if you regularly visit my blog you will no doubt be aware that that picture is a gift.  I thought that of the 20 suggestions I sent they picked the dullest.  I preferred

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you have constructed.  The ability to display powerpoint is insignificant in comparison to the power of the force.