I spent a few weeks wondering why some of my friends were showing up as liking “Facebook for business”. Then today Facebook started telling my friends I like “Facebook for business”. So now I know: Facebook is making it up to promote itself. It’s telling people we’ve liked it when we haven’t because I know I haven’t ‘liked’ “Facebook for business”. They just assume I’ll never know what they’re saying about me.

Thanks Facebook. Thanks a lot.